键盘侠|太阳队惊天动地获“残阵” 杜兰特经此彻底失去尊严

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重磅！比尔被交易至太阳换保罗 奇才还得到沙梅特和次轮等

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据名记Shams报道，消息人士透露，奇才将比尔交易至太阳。

具体交易框架为：奇才将比尔交易至太阳，换回保罗、沙梅特、一些次轮签和多个选秀签互换权。

TA奇才记者Josh Robbins表示，乔丹-古德温很可能也被送去了太阳。

随后Woj也更推确认了这一消息，并表示，该交易可能需要几天的时间来完成。

美国网友也对此笔交易进行了大量的讨论，以下是小编整理的部分美网友评论。

[–]BullsDylan245 1783 points 4 hours ago

Motherfuckers couldn"t even get a first

公牛球迷：奇菜队这帮混球甚至连个首轮签都没捞着…

相关新闻>>>>>>哈特吐槽比尔交易：奇才甚至没有得到一个首轮选秀权？

[–]SunsGoodKidMadCity2 843 points 4 hours ago

Suns have no first round picks to give up they gave them away for KD

太阳球迷：太阳队手头压根早就没有首轮签了啦，之前全拿出去用来换杜兰特了…

相关新闻>>>>>>炸裂！篮网将杜兰特交易到太阳 得到大桥等三前锋+四首轮

[–]Createyourpass1234 378 points 4 hours ago

So you guys gave away your first rounds picks + 2nd round picks...

How will you build out the rest of your team?

球迷：所以你们太阳队已经把首轮签和次轮签全都嚯嚯完了是吧？那剩下的球队阵容，你们接下去拿什么搭建啊？？！！

[–]Lakersnamagofuckyoself 567 points 3 hours ago

that"s their secret, they dont

湖人球迷：楼上的兄弟有所不知，这就是太阳队迷惑联盟的秘密武器！！这个秘密武器叫做“天残阵”~

（推特网友调侃太阳队接下来一个赛季的替补席）

[–]CelticsSon_of_Atreus 4 points an hour ago

I am stretching out and ready to buy a plane ticket. These motherfuckers need me.

凯尔特人球迷：兄弟们我已开始热身了，飞机票也买好了！太阳队这帮没出息的需要我！！！

[–]SunsMotivated-to-Improve [score hidden] 17 minutes ago

If Book, KD, or Beal get injured and miss serious time, it’s going to be really bad.

太阳球迷：这个阵容…如果杜兰特或者比尔受伤长期缺阵的话，就完蛋啦~~~

[–]Hail2TheOrange 5 points 3 hours ago

Why the Lakers are a play in team

球迷：你以为湖人队上赛季是为什么沦落到打附加赛的？

[–]Heatyrogreg 1 point an hour ago

No defense. No screeners. No rebounding. No rim protection. Jump shooting for days.

I guess that’s one way to do it…

热火球迷：没防守…没掩护…没篮板…没护框…一天到晚只会跳投…我看太阳队是进死胡同了…

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 8199 points 4 hours ago

There will be documentaries made about KD teammates lol

勇士球迷：同志们啊！杜兰特这职业生涯，其队友之惊世骇俗，都TM可以出本书了，哈哈哈！！

[–]KingsKitchenReno4512 4621 points 4 hours ago*

This fucking guy it’s unreal lol. Westbrook, Harden, Curry, Draymond, Klay, Kyrie, Booker, and Beal. All during their primes…

国王球迷：可不是嘛！杜兰特这小子狗日的艳福不浅啊！吼吼吼！威少、哈登、库里、追梦、克莱、欧文、布克、现在又来了个比尔！瞧瞧！这些人和杜兰特在一起的时候，全都处于妙龄绝色的巅峰期呢！！

相关新闻>>>>>>美媒晒图：KD的第四次三巨头模式&均搭档明星后卫组合

[–]BullsYeezyYeezyUp2NoGood 3388 points 4 hours ago

The hardest roadtm

公牛球迷：书名就叫它《追减难滴整冠之路》！

（杜兰特：很蓝的啦~~~）

[–]LakersApollo611 472 points 4 hours ago

True hooper

湖人球迷：所以啊，要说谁最懂球！还得看咱杜兰特呀！！

（阿杜：把安全帽带上面，你们打人别打脸）

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsRaptors2017champs 897 points 4 hours ago

Really is considering how he"s only gotten 2 rings out of it.

猛龙球迷：我一直都想不明白，一路以来都这么“减难”了，杜兰特为啥就只拿了2次总冠军呢？

[–]NetsOrnery_Conference_50 1043 points 4 hours ago

Bron fucked with yall perpestive of playoff success wdym "only 2 rings"

篮网球迷：老詹一听立马就急了！什么叫“只有”2次总冠军？？总冠军就这么不值钱吗？？

[–][TOR] Kyle LowrySamiMadeMeDoIt 1992 points 4 hours ago

Lmao the Wizards could have traded Beal for a kings ransom 2 years ago and now they’re getting a washed Chris Paul, sixth man Landry Shamet and a bunch of second round picks for him

猛龙球迷：我的妈呀可笑死我啦！！奇才队要是在2年前把比尔交易走，他们直接富可敌国了啊！！现在可好，只换来一个快报废的保罗、一个第六人沙梅特、还有几个次轮签而已…

[–]Lakershairyasscheeks_ 3826 points 5 hours ago

That bench is gonna be nasty

湖人球迷：太阳队的替补阵容只剩老弱妇孺了…

（太阳队的替补阵容）

[–]PacersXx_FreeWitty_xX 371 points 4 hours ago

Assuming an average of $2m/yr for the remaining players on the roster, Suns are looking at a $188m luxury tax penalty this season

步行者球迷：假如太阳队剩下球员的平均年薪是200万美元，太阳本赛季要交1亿8800万美元的奢侈税啊！！！

相关新闻>>>>>>孤注一掷！下赛季布克KD比尔艾顿总薪金1.63亿 太阳奢侈税近1.2亿

[–]Hershieboy 82 points 4 hours ago

I think Ishbia thinks he"ll have a chance to get some minutes at pg with this depth. Worth 188 million to him.

球迷：太阳老板Ishbia有自己的小心机呢，他看着球队现在这个刚没过脚脖子的阵容深度，心想兴许可以在控球后卫这个位置上给自己搞到几分钟的上场时间呢！！这1亿8800万花的可太值啦！！

[–]WizardsTurbo2x 43 points 5 hours ago

I was already hungover but I"m vomiting again after this trade

奇才球迷：我宿醉刚醒，人刚稍微舒服了一点就看到了这笔交易…现在，我已经把胃里剩下的胆汁也全吐干净了…

[–][WAS] Gilbert ArenasWhitticusFinch 2 points 2 hours ago

Wonder when it won"t hurt so much to be a fan. Maybe in my next life.

奇才球迷：我一直在想，作为一个奇才球迷，要等到何时才不会再被伤透心呢？现在我知道了，也许要等到下辈子了…

[–]LakersBernardoDeGalvez 665 points 5 hours ago

Who"s going to defend on that team??

Be prepared for 135 - 138 games

湖人球迷：我就问，现在这支太阳队，到底谁会防守？大家等着瞧吧，接下去太阳队会有大把的以135-138输掉的比赛！

[–]Sweatytubesock 227 points 4 hours ago

Assuming they’re healthy

球迷：对！而且还是在没有伤病的情况下！

[–]Warriors__spartacus 70 points 4 hours ago

They’ll play healthy on offense, limp their way back on defense

奇才球迷：在进攻端生龙活虎谁也防不住，在防守端弱不禁风谁也防不住…

[–]RaptorsCheechers23 1634 points 5 hours ago

what the FUCK

How did Phoenix decide the problem after these playoffs was "we need more star power" and not "we need more depth"

猛龙球迷：真他妈绝了！太阳队是怎么想的？季后赛打完后，他们竟然认为球队输球不是因为阵容深度不够，而是因为球星不太够？？？

[–]KlaysToaster 1480 points 5 hours ago

KD will never get respect

球迷：杜兰特这辈子算是完球了~~~再也没人会高看他一眼了~~~

[–]NuggetsBCLetsRide69 217 points 5 hours ago

all this to try to beat a fat white dude from Serbia

掘金球迷：所有的一切，都是为了打败那个来自塞尔维亚的白胖子~~~

[–]djkhan23 46 points 5 hours ago

I"ll take bets on Durant asking for a trade a season from now

球迷：我打赌，杜兰特会在一个赛季之后申请交易！

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantmiami2la 3 points 4 hours ago

Demands a trade to the 2024 NBA champions

湖人球迷：他会要求把自己交易到2024年的总冠军球队！

[–]KnicksSchubes17 41 points 5 hours ago

Huge Chris Paul season incoming. He always thrives the season after a team gives up on him.

尼克斯球迷：同志们！保罗要大爆发啦！！每次被抛弃之后，他都会在接下去的那个赛季爆发的！

[–]Wizardssrbarker15 18 points 4 hours ago

Nah I doubt he even plays a game for us

奇才球迷：不会的！因为我都怀疑保罗会不会替我们出战呢…

[–]SunsGratitude15 10 points 3 hours ago

He didn"t say it would be for wiz

太阳球迷：楼上的奇才球迷哟~~~再好好想想，保罗爆发是为了奇才吗？

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